Elsa Kikoïne
Nude

When actress and professional boner creator Elsa Kikoïne wears a tight sweater you’ll find your pants getting awfully tight. In fact, when her full bosom is exposed you’d better just lose the pants. You’ll spoil them anyway. Don’t believe the hairy palms at Skin Central? Then check out her boob-tube nudity in Les Semailles et les moissons. You’ll get to see her gorgeous chest pillows not once but twice during the show. The first time gives us a great glimpse at her left lob as it’s being caressed by a lucky guy in bed with her. Later, her delicious rack gets wet (and we get hard) as she’s submerged in a tub. If that’s not enough for you to pop off a load or two, check out her big-screen flash in Brocéliande (2002). Elsa is in the shower and we get to see her right boob through an opaque shower curtain. It may not be the best…but it’s enough to create a mess in your pants! Be sure to notify your dry cleaner, though. She hasn’t come out with any more skin-ful content in recent years, but you still may want to check out her boob tube work on Plus belle la vie, Research Unit, and Falco. If you prefer movies the options are limited, but you may still find Elsa on Hit & Run (2008), Paul et ses femmes (2010), and Blind Man (2012). One thing’s for sure, if Elsa ever shows us her snatch we might all be blind from jerking off too feverishly!